Why doesn't Squidward cum out his nose? (Copypasta)

[murielbatahava]

Istg bro why do all these gifs of "Squidward cumming" being spammed everywhere show him with a PINGAS when he already has one on his face?! Like seriously bro. Shouldn't the shower gif show him producing baby Squidwards through his long nose, the appropriateness of which is already questionable on the show? Or would that just be Squidsnot? What do you think?

[Ivan]

I think the worst thing Raegan did was close down the looney bins. Second worst thing is how tf are you not in a psych ward ?

[murielbatahava]

Oh shit, it looks like Squidward saw my post. I can tell because of how sensitive and whiny you are about this. There's no way you're not secretly Squidward.

[Ivan]

Oh shit, it looks like Squidward saw my post. I can tell because of how sensitive and whiny you are about this. There's no way you're not secretly Squidward.

I'm not taking shit from a mf from new jersey